An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Psychic Phenomena
Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...