A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Cause Hearing Loss In Men
What’s the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say...
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!