How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Some very common traits in two drunks
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Indians and Polish
|There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert,...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...