Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead...
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...