Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
Bible By College Students:
How the Bible would have been different if written by college students:Loaves and Fishes...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.