At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
Marriage studies findings
|A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.