Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
Harry Redknapp
|Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid...
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...