Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
Top ten tips to know if you have PMS
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 9. You’re adding chocolate chips to...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
Medical terminology
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A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.