Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
Understanding Your Paycheck
Understanding Your PaycheckGROSS PAY: $1222.02INCOME TAX OUTGO TAX STATE TAX INTERSTATE TAX COUNTY TAX...
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...