A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Men’s Greeting Cards
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased...
A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...