Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Merry Christmas law
|Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes...