A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made...
Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...