Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
So you don not know Jack Schitt…
So you don’t know Jack Schitt He’s the only son of Awh Schitt and...
Beneficial Alzheimers
What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter...
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...
New scientific theories III
New scientific theories2nd RunnerUp- The ‘Why Yawning Is Contagious’ Theory: You yawnto equalize the...
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...
I am still falling
|A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped...
A horny young man went to a brothel…
A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked...