10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
Disneyland Survey
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some...
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
Will Rogers On Men
How could Will Rogers say, “I never met a man I didn’t like”?He never...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...