During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What is New Jersey state bird?
What is New Jersey’s state bird? The common House Fly.
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...