Pneumonia
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserablecold....
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Donkey Raffle
Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an...
Diff Between Man and Childbirth
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...