Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
Want some of this?
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...