Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
Current Charges
Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making...