The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope…
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch…
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...