Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about…
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle...
3rd Graders
There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the...
Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...