A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
Ms. Nice Guy – “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have”Also...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
Why Life can not be like Star Trek
Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek—————————————–There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that...