Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Computer Acronyms
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Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Cat jokes 05
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Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
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What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...