You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad…
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Reaching the end of a job interview…
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
boat troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She...