Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
housekeepers
Regardless of what you may hear, there’s still many women these days who are...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...