A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...