The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?…………….A. Speed bumps
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...