Doing the Dishes
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
S.H.I.T (Special High Intensity Traning)
Special High Intensity Training – S.H.I.T.MEMORANDUMTO: All EmployeesFROM: Communications ServicesSUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAININGIn...
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Nurses Revenge
Four nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for,...
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...