Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
Landing at a hidden military base
|You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply...
The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...
Irishman, Englishman and a German
|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. “Under Saudi law...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about…
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!