If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Camping with Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal,...
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
Snowboarding lesson
|Snowboarding Lessons When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...