New Year Nerd Resolutions
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True story from the WordPerfect helpline!
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Blonde protection
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Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
Phrases for Work.
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My King Henry joke
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Can I take his place?
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Where am I, Cathy?
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A girl and an elephant
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