Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on…
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...