Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Preserving the Egg of Life
Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle...
Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Knock Knock Jokes 10
Knock Knock Who’s there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who’s...
Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”