On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
Maid to order!
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
The technical geek test
|Are you a tehcnical geek?Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities?...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
One day the different parts of the body…
One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which...
Cliff jump
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time....
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...