Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
Donkey Woman!
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes...
Welcoming to America
|When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to...