Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...