Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
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