A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
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Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
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Call the Doctor
After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim. She...
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yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...