I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Coffee is better than Women.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
Really torrid honeymoon
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged...