CIA Agents and Bathroom
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
Great news for Bill Gates
|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Redneck Bonanza!
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way...
Murphy’s Laws on Sex
MURPHY’S LAWS ON SEX1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the...
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...