10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
A practical joke involving jello
|Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...