Farm jokes 09
|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Salami & the Talibuttheads
Q&A’s about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry...
It’s great to be a guy
|Reasons why it’s great to be a guyPhone conversations are over in 30 seconds...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
Stupid Stories
|Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he...