The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?It’s for...
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
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bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
Take her apart!
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...