Wishing
A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...