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The bachelor’s diet
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1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans
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On Alimony
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If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
What does a lion call a antelope?
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Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...