Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
An old lady lived by herself in a small house…
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town....
Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party…
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party were discussing the problemof one...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...