A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut…
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut. The barber cuts...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Why bikes are better than women!
1. Bicycles don’t pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3....
Wooden Airfield
An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that hasbeen told...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…