Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....