Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
A Time of Weakness
Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely....
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
Reading time
A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.