Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
Texan farmer travels
|A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...