Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
A young teenager comes home from school…
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true...
Reading the scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
Army fitness report
|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 45...